Quotes

[I should categorize and split this up.]
"The sweet psychological candy of scapegoating is a powerful force." http://gamasutra.com/features/20060928/cole_08.shtml

"…so if you don’t understand his terms, educate yourself rather than giving up or complaining. You know it makes sense!" http://skew.org/xml/tutorial/ (Foreward)

"Man is a stupid creature who’d rather fight than use his brain" (Psych?)

"(Har woh hindu, har woh muslim) Jis ke paas kuch nahi hai karne ko, dharm ke naam pe chutiya banta rahega" [Every Hindu/Muslim who has got nothing to do is going to continue to become a fool in the name of religion] (Black Friday ~1:21:20 )

"Seven three zero means disembark from the domestic surroundings, eight three zero means start looking buzy"
"Improve, complicate, change nature… and then sentence your children 10-15 years of schooling to be able to manage." (The Gods Must be crazy)

"[6m:15s]thats what happens when your lead is like crack addict"
http://waltercrespo.blogspot.com/2006/10/bungie-studios-presents-evolution-of.html

"When you have a hammer, everything looks like a nail."

" "There are no Atheists in foxholes", isn’t an argument against Atheism, it’s an argument against foxholes" James Morrow

"In this case, the compiler generates the vtable as the pronunciation-defying variable ??_7A@@6B@." (Noel Llopis?)

"You know that a problem is *really* a problem when it has its own name."

"Here’s a secret. Fear is good, it keeps you from becoming a crappy (doctor), the trick is, you just can’t let it paralize you." (Scrubs)

"The console is a conduit for the soul. The controller is your gateway. Live thru it. Feel thru it. You must be one with your gamepad."

"An ‘assload’ is the metric name for ‘buttload’, both of which are greater than or equal to 1 ‘shitload’ or ‘crapload’, respectively. I know the whole Imperial/metric conversion thing is problematic at times, but you could’ve at least Googled this before asking such a silly question. http://slashdot.org/articles/07/02/13/1724238.shtml

"You’re like the swiss, you’re a neuter.. uh.. neutral" (Some movie?)

Personally its not God I dislike, its his fan club I cant stand

It is also a morally corrosive doctrine because it undercuts personal responsibility, encouraging people to believe that God is going to solve all of their problems for them, kill all their enemies, and build them a whole new world.

"Harry Senate: Well, of all the causes to take up, AIDS, cancer… hunger, poverty. I’ve always felt there was something special about people who commit themselves to guns. Anyone I suppose could contribute to a shelter or help the needy, but it takes a true American to dedicate himself to firearms. And you know what? We need people like you. Our country’s getting a bad rep just because we kill each other. Well, that’s manly… shooting people. United States, this is were men live. Australia, all their stupid bragging about how tough they are in the outback. They get about… 15 gun homicides a year. What the hell is that? We get ten thousand. The Japanese are even more pathetic. In 1999 for kids between 15 and 19 they didn’t have one handgun murder, not one! We had over five thousand! Our teenagers are tough, but it can’t happen unless we get the guns out there into their hands and for that we need committed, good people like all of you. Look at these idiots in Washington who think it’s wrong for teenagers to have assault rifles. And the stupid Democrats think we should have ten day waiting periods. What happens if you need to kill somebody today? Next thing the government will try to crack down on incest and we won’t be able to breed future NRA members. I mean, we are talking about the toothless illiterates that makes this country great. This is America. Get a gun! " (Boston Public)

This is like a bigger problem. This is like "Houston, forget that other thing." (Coupling/Lost?)

You think she was suspicious? you think she’d have figured it out? Women tend to figure these things out.
Jeff, air borne bacteria could’ve figured it out! (Coupling)

I hate phoning, you never know oo’s gonna answer.
You do realize that you’re supposed to phone specific people, right? (Coupling)

as if all the candles and the chanting had finally worked! (Coupling)

Jeff: "women remember Steve, its as if they ‘ave minds of their own." (Coupling)

"viruses of the meme kind."; "harmless bufoons"; "Quitting a viral meme is harder than quitting smoking.";
And by "stupid", I mean it’s "incredibly brilliant marketing targeted at stupid people." (email to do with extreme programming?)

"It’s not about color or race, there just something about bein’ on the front lines. What else you gonna do on a Saturday?" (Football Factory)

"By all means, move at a glacial place, you know how that thrills me."
"Thats all." (The Devil wears Prada)

"I only know the basic french expressions, like "I surrender""

"listen, listen closely, you heard that?
It’s the sound of nobody giving a SH**"

"programming has destroyed my ability to speak English"

"My guess is that the first accident induced invention was underwear."

"God gives men a brain and a penis and sufficient blood so that only one works at a time."

" “Worm.” Jabba smoldered. “No complex structures,just instinct—eat, shit, crawl. That’s it. Simplicity.Deadly simplicity. It does what it’s programmed to do and then checks out.” "
"The stairs were steep;tourists had died here. This was not America—no safety signs,no handrails, no insurance disclaimers. This was Spain. If you were stupid enough to fall, it was your own damn fault, regardless ofwho built the stairs."
"This kid’s a walking billboard for birth control." (Dan Brown’s books)

"You got me! I’m a poodle (not a wolf), just haven’t been to the barber shop in a while" (Hoodwinked)

"Relgion is the opiate of the masses."
"The difference between losers and winners is that losers don’t fail enough."
FINE : Freaked out Insecure Neurotic and Emotional

What is more fun that stapeling babies to a wall?
Ripping them off

It’s cool to be l33t, but that won’t save you from the str33t. If only the world was as secure as a nerd’s UNIX box…
Ignorance is NOT a privilege.

"No, I will not fix your computer" http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/frustrations/388b/

"I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now"

"You wanna be makin moves on the street? Have no attachments. Allow nothing in your life that you can not walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner" Heat (1995)

"Why does everyone think conflict is so bad? There are so many good things coming out of it too" Before Sunrise (1995) 50:05

"The problem with corruption as a system of governance, is that it works so well" (Chapter 9?, Shantaram)

"Curiosity was framed. Ignorance killed the cat"

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